Google adsense and J-List.

Herbalife.

Omni Consumer Products.

>>317
wont pay us, we have porn
i'll look into it
>>319
wat?
>>320
wat?

J-list has porn, I'm sure they wouldn't mind ours.

This may be a bit extreme but what about the ads that load up full screen with the "Go to page" at the top right.

Would those companies pay even if it's not clicked?

>>434
Those are fucking annoying - made by people who don't understand that annoying your customers is bad for business.
Banners we can live with.

>>435
Well what about ad companies that would pay even if the ad wasn't clicked? Like one that pays on a per month basis rather than clicks?

Just bringing it up because I doubt many people would click the ad. Unless of course it was a "We need money click the ads" but wouldn't the ad company catch on sooner or later and refuse to pay?

>>436

I'm concerned about this myself, which is why I think selling by hit counts, rather than clicks, would be a good idea, if possible.

Just be sure not to pick the ads that create popups that install Antivirus XP 2008 on your comp. I noticed Encyclopedia Dramatica had some of those and they wreaked havoc on my computer.

>dismemberment, internal organs, that kind of thing.

>>438

Proposed language for guro rule:

Any image containing a large amount of blood, dismemberment of body parts, removal of organs, large lacerations, abrasions, macerations, mutilation or excessive violence performed upon a person/character, in which said injuries may inflict death or serious harm shall be considered as Guro, regardless of whether or not the image has any sexual or suggestive themes.
As a rule of thumb, anything that resembles guro, be it foodstuff, inanimate object, or animate object, will result in the permanent, non-negotiable ban of the offending poster, regardless of technicality.

Excessive blood content of the image will be dealt with on a case-by-case basis.

>>451
Agreed - now do the same for scat because you know someone out there is going to try and loophole that one

Definition now

>>454
OOOKEEDOKEE

Any image containing fecal matter in any form, be it of a sexual nature or non-sexual nature, will result in the non-negotiable permanent ban of the offending poster. This includes any item that may be perceived as fecal matter, regardless of technicality.

>>451
>>457
Now common sense applies on these two rules -

Here's the rule of thumb : If you think it COULD be bannable, it most likely is.

>>457
Does that include MSPaint art?

>>462
What the fuck do you think?

Yeah, it counts.

I could add that scat bans do NOT apply to Scat Music. Or at least, it shouldn't, since it isn't in any way related to scat porn. Pic related.

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Now that we're back, I see we're missing a lot of pics in a lot of places. Any hope getting them back?

What really killed it was that the home directory was deleted. Basically wiped.

Wiped by a fucking hacker. Wiped by DocJissou.

>>559
Also, sadly, no. The pictures weren't backed up like the posts and everything were.

The only way to get them back is through reposting. I figure if there's a specific one you want, at least one person's saved it.

Well I was more concerned with the 'pic related'-type posts that are now blank. What I was more worried with is that probably nobody remembers what was posted in the now-blank pics, which renders /r/ing the dead pics moot.

No?

>>532
nope sorry.

I have been trying for a while now and there is no way to get it to work.

You should tell the staff, here or on IRC, your IP address, so that we can better look into it.

My IP is a series of numbers

>>478
all IP's are a string of numbers.

00.000.000.000 is the standard placement.

>>492

nop

>>472

>>when neither of us were banned?

Mmm, last I checked, you guys were banned from the site and the IRC for trolling, spam and user abuse. Not only that, but after those bans were put in place, posts by your username continued.
Not only that, but the IP's were traceable back to a main proxy site.

So yeah. Ban evasion.

>>494

Um excuuuuuuuuse me mister Aphex I came on this site without any evasion tools and I was not banned.

Also, trolling, I don't fookn troll

Why do I miss all the DRAMA

>>496
So wait then, are you telling us all that you really are just THAT stupid then? How mature of you.

>>517

Yes, but I strong suggest switching from IE6.

>>518
lol? I got IE7, who still uses IE6?
And I've even been thinking of going into the IE8beta.

>>520
I still use IE6 on my laptop.

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>>520
Who still uses IE?

>>521

C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER

Chill guys, the only time my laptop gets use nowadays is when a friend comes over to play tf2. It's not like I use IE6, hell no.

>>528

sure.....

>>527
4chan is that way -------->

Painfully obvious samefaggotry is painfully obvious.

>>545
Well you are welcome to not believe me I'm just here to post the updates from Doctor Jissou. If you don't like me having Master Jissou then I'll just post anonymous I really don't care.

I prefer to spend my time on 4chan so whatever.

P.S. this is my last post on this matter so feel free to badmouth and call me a lier I don't care.

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>>542

fuck nice Firefox theme. AND you have a DA account?

jissou, get over yourself.

>>546
If your IP had been close or similar to Irvine, CA, you wouldn't have been banned, because then you would have been verified as another user. It being in Saudi-fucking Arabia leads pretty much everyone here to believe samefaggotry is going on.

This fucking issue is closed, no more debating it. This shit has spawned rage from the userbase and the modbase for months now, and it's time for it to end. Don't like it?
Go the fuck elsewhere.

And no, Doctor Jissou doesn't fucking GET updates BECAUSE HE'S BANNED. That's pretty much giving him a goddamn carte blanche to troll the site into oblivion through a proxy user or, as I'm led to believe, simply a proxy internet account.

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>>544
Another thing - he's being reported as PARTICIPATING IN DDOS ATTACKS.
It's a legal offense, and I'm obligated to report that activity to his ISP and the proper authorities.

Just keep diggin' that hole, genius. I'll put you in it if you want it so badly.

>>he was thinking of joining in
>>Another thing - he's being reported as PARTICIPATING IN DDOS ATTACKS.

Isn't it a criminal offense making false reports?

READ BETWEEN THE LINES jissou - he's basically saying that if you continue to come to desuchan he'll keep making up stuff to get you in trouble.

He doesn't care if he has to make false reports

>>551
It's called "intent." And yes, that stands up in a court of law.

Now GTFO this Chan. This has gone beyond being fucking ludicrous.

>>552
Not a false report - a confirmed record of intent. Kinda like stopping a bank robbery before it happens.

What it basically boils down to is that Doctor Jissou is banned from Desuchan. Neither he nor his works are required or desired herein, and those involved in spreading his works will be banned.
Jissou is fine. Doctor jissou material, however, will be banned, seeing as a user ban is usually put in place to prevent a user from continuing to post their material on a chan.

Argument is over.
Any more arguing will be met with banning.

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Doctor Jissou is banned indefinitely, and it's staying that way. That is final. There will be no discussion. Thread gets locked now.

>>551
>>552
Comments like this fall under my definition of trolling, and trolling is bannable.

This isn't a democracy. Threatening the mods is a bad idea. Keep going, see where it gets you.

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>>466
or
http://www.desuchan.net/Jissou/
or
http://www.desuchan.net/techi/

[techi is what the sound the young jissouseki make]

I'm a regular from Gurochan, 4chan, and 7chan. I found Rozen Maiden first, then the little retarded versions of that dolly gal. To the Mods, I can see just why you are so disgusted by Jissou(?) but give it a rest, the damn things become a meme, its like trying to say /b/tards should leave 4chan alone.

Make a Jisou board, leave all the fags there. Don't delete it, just shove all that crap over there. I for one, really like the critters, (overall I am disgusted by them, but they are fascinating buggers), the guro and scat part I found later, which makes me laugh, seeing as I see them as humanity's Little Jesus. (Yes, they deserve to die. Horribly so.)

But the ting is, most of you guys are taking this extremely seriously, tone it down. Grab a beer. Fap off to some porn. Calm the fuck down. These things are yukari to tohou, except it started out as a fuckup and everyone likes it in some form or another. (I think I'm rambling now...)

The point it, this crap will NEVER stop being posted. You might not like it, but there ARE people here, possibly mods included, who actually like these critters. I'm probably going to get flamed to death, but this is just my two cents. Since the jissou posting isn't going to stop, you should just shunt it off to a hidden board. No one who wants to go there doesn't have too. You can post up a filter for the guro and scat, and viola.

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>>502
You have the right idea, i just don't see it being worth the trouble of making a new board for. The drama's pretty much over with now anyway.

>>The drama's pretty much over with now anyway.

but you just know someone [I won't mention names] will most likely start it up again :(

>>504
keep talking like that and it'll be you who starts it again. just leave it and we can all be happy.

>>506
Precisely. I don't think anybody wants anymore shitstorms anyway.

Really? I just found this thing a few days ago. Ah wells, slow time here?

>>513

>Ah wells, slow time here?

Extremely goddamn slow. This topic is generating insane amounts of anger for friggin' months.
Lurk the fuck moar.

>>513
chill dude, things go slow here. It's a good thing.

Oh the Conflagration

It'd be snazzy, but I personally think people should put in the 2 minutes of effort to get a real IRC client instead.
However, a thought just occurred to me in the midst of writing that first sentence. This would allow people on public computers, such as at a library, or some other instance where they can't download an actual IRC client, to join in the iRC chat if they so wish.

i dunno what to do with my retarded little webspace account, so i'll host a pjIRC client there. until mods decide if its useful, be happy with that
http://tinyurl.com/4uvfvq

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I'm not the one who requested this, but you have my thanks because IRC(XChat nor Chatzilla nor mIRC) will not function on my campus' WiFi connection.

i like this suggestion. i think my phone has java :3

For some reason, whenever I click to allow the applet permission, it shuts down Firefox. Anyone know how to fix this or does my school's unsecured wireless just hate IRC? :V

this thread gets a bump, because of its usefulness

about time - now to post some JISSOU

Good job, mods. CP is illegal, and should be kept out, just like scat and guro.

>>480
As long as you keep it in the Jissou thread, I'm fine. That said, post moar DESU on the /desu/ board!

>>479
Use the report button for fast modding

>>483

>Did you just say scat and guro are equally bad as CP?

As far as the rules of this site are concerned, yes.
Have a problem with that?
Also, mods...this mutant is obviously not satisfied with a polite answer and now he turned this into a shit-flinging contest.
Ban this fucker, will you?

>>483
Trolls again. You, sir, are the ones insane. And don't think you'll get your point clear by calling me insane and a raped as a child. I am not insane, and I have certainly NOT been raped as a child. Furthermore, you support the posting of scat and guro like it's some kind of good thing, even if the rules of this site states otherwise. This literally proves that you are simply trolling me with futile and irrelevant arguements that are not only false, they also prove that you are a retarded sad fuck, and the fact that you complain about scat and guro and calling them better than CP clearly classifies you as insane too, for that matter. Or you're just faking your insanity to stir up an arguement, which you've clearly failed at.

Also, for the mods, I cite rules 3 and 4:

• Posting any of the following on any board will get you banned: Troll posts, racism, guro, scat, furry.
• Any form of board/site invasion will get you banned.

Last one added because I've got a feeling in my gut that this is some guy from another *chan or ED being here just to troll people, an invasion, if you could say that. Even if that is NOT the case, it is still obvious that he is just trying to troll people, or me to be precise.

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>>485
Bokuman is the one who is trolling by comparing CP to scat and guro

>>Any form of board/site invasion will get you banned.

I've been here for a long time you insane crackhead
and that is the exact reason I say you're an idiot or you're just making up accusations to try and force a ban - either way you're an idiot.

>>I have certainly NOT been raped as a child.

Well something has to explain your impaired judgement?

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>>a polite answer

I guess you would call this a "compliment"
[How persistent you are! Most people would have given up and called someone competent by this point]

>>486
Boku Man said :

>CP is illegal, and should be kept out, just like scat and guro.

Just like the rules of this site say, which are the highest law here. What he said is factually correct. And everybody who continually posts on this site agrees with him.
Desuchan's rules also allow you to post these disgusting monsters, because Jissou-like creatures aren't explicitly forbidden.
So respect them, dork.
Also, as Rozenfag said in http://desuchan.net/desu/res/3167.xhtml :

>Jissou belongs in this thread. Post it anywhere else and expect a ban.

I see that you've posted three Jissous so far. Or Jissou-like creatures, whatever the hell.
Also, you're rude, argumentative and your approach to discussion is characterized by personal attacks and stubborn stupidity.

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>>488
I alreasdy reported his ass. Should be taken care of soon enough. After all, I am just following the rules, like most of us here. Really, calling me a troll because I compare CP to scat and guro? Posting any of these are permaban offences, which makes them extremely similar to each other in a logical sense.While the three may contain different material, posting them leads to the same result, permaban. And because I referenced the rules of this site in an extremely logical way, I don't see any reason why I am trolling. AT ALL.

Oh, and about me being insane... Insanity is the lack of reason, and reason is the ability to think rationally and logically. I'm an engineer, that means my ability to think logically is HIGHLY developed, which contradicts the theory of me being insane. Besides, Doctor Jissou attacked me for the simple reason of mentioning the rules in a logical way. This literally proves tha Doctor Jissou is trolling me, and is trying (very badly, might I add) to make me look dumb. The only thing he has succeeded in thus far, though, is making himself look dumb. Of course, a troll as he is, he will probably not admit defeat to me, and will probably keep humiliating himself further until the point that the mods arrive and ban him. Even if he's been here a long time, he's trolling me, and that is evidence enough to get him banned.

Everybody, calm the fuck down. If you want to bicker, do it over IM or something. The rest of us don't need to see it.

Boku Man, you're bringing this on yourself. He's no more than a faceless douche to you, treat him as such and ignore him. By getting riled up you're validating his efforts, of course he's going to keep trolling you (if that is in fact what he's trying to do, I'm not taking sides).

Doctor Jissou, you're pushing it. /sugg/ counts as a board as far as jissou posts are concerned. Boku Man is correct, as far as the mods are concerned CP = scat = guro, as far as punishment is concerned. Knock this shit off or you will get banned. I've been fighting to let you keep the jissou thread but you're making it difficult for me to stay on your defense.

Locking this thread now. Everyone move on, nothing to see here.